Granted, but it's lost it's fizz.
I wish I had the ability to watch all anime's at the same time!

Granted, but you the anime then comes alive and slices you into bits.


I wish I was the fastest typer in the world.

Granted, but you type so fast your fingers melt into the keys.

I wish I had a lollipop.

granted, but its sardine flavoured.

I WISH I HAD d-cups. ._. (dun ask)

Grandted, but you die of breast cancer.

I wish I had more pocky,

Granted, but the pocky has mold.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted, but the meat comes from a cow with MAD COW DISEASE
I wish I was on the plane in, "SNAKE ON A PLANE"

granted but you die from hear attack on the run way.

I wish it was saturday 3 times a week.

Granted, but now saturday is now made a weekday.

I wish I had better eye vision

granted but you lose your hearing

i wish i could have chocolate iceing with vanilla on the inside and chocolate strawberry fudge between layers with sprinkles on top cake.

Granted, but turns out to be a nuke bomb mixture and you blow you your city.


I wish I had hax skillz

Granted, but you get arrested and publicly executed as an example to all haxx0rs.

I wish I had a potpie.

Granted, but as soon as you're about to eat it, a ninja comes out and kills you.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

Granted but it's in monopoly money.

I wish I had a new tv.

Granted, but the TV only has 1 channel and it doesn't work.

I wish i had a better pc mic.